problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

betterhimymendings:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

Says the guy from Ohio

His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account