One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
that’s it that’s the country
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. IMPORTANT.
THIS IS FEMINISM! GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU BITCH AT ME!
Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Imagine Sam and Bucky going grocery shopping and Bucky getting excited over all of the food that he's missed out on over the years
Sam films him the entire time they’re shopping, then makes an incredibly popular youtube video called “Old Man Yells at Food”. Popular quotes include:
"Quinoa. How the fuck do you pronounce this?"
"Marshmallow fluff in a jar. I’ve seen everything now. What do you even put this on? It doesn’t matter, it’s going on everything."
"Baconnaise. I can’t decide if this is the exact opposite of what I died for, or the perfect example of it."
"I’m going to live in this cheese aisle for the rest of my life."
"Sometimes I feel like you don’t appreciate granola properly."
"Wait, I’m confused, is yogurt a desert now or not?"
"It’s HOW MUCH??"
"Everything’s ‘instant’ now, instant coffee, instant soup, instant noodles. That has to be false advertising."
"Sam, seriously, I think these price tags have to be wrong."
"Mini bagel pizzas. This is heaven, isn’t it? I died and God- uh, Thor’s dad or somebody felt sorry for me so they let me into heaven."
Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
Half of the women I spoke to said , would he admit that’s he’s bit of a sexist, misogynistic — he sees women only in sexual terms? (x)
This is it, this is how I’m going to explain privilege to the next one.
THOSE LAST TWO GIF THOUGH. MALE FEMINISTS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE. I KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEXIST BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO WOMEN IF THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW SOMETHING YOU SAID/DID IS PROBLEMATIC AND TAKE IT TO HEART, THANK YOU!
I agree with him. If you think I’m being sexist, let me know and I’ll work on it. I won’t get mad, promise.
honestly this mindset works for any kind of privilege - if someone from an oppressed group calls you out, don’t argue. Fix it.
RUSSEL BRAND IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ANYONE IN A POSITION OF POWER AND CUTE TO BOOT I AM SO ANGRY WHY IS HE NOT RULER OF THE WORLD