javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

crinoline-gremlin:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

especially in the arts.  We’re under enough stress as it is

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE